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There are more fish in the sea (part 3) - @)) Drabble

Post by themorg » Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:03 pm

There are more fish in the sea (part 3)
By Morgan Olson

Plush Rim-shot yelled diatribes across the air and through the sea.

None had seemed to hate the Carp as much as he.

There were others bragging about Carp beatings and many sold Anti-Carp paraphernalia.

No one had gotten everyone to bobble their heads, in protest, as well as Rim-shot had.

On the books it's illegal to eat Fish n' Chips while driving.

Most officers would merely make sure it was Carp and then send them on their way.

Experiments were done to prove the Carp were from pond scum and Humans from God.

These were funded by Humans against Carp.

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Re: There are more fish in the sea (part 3)

Post by dreamrock » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:57 pm

I'm really enjoying your More Fish series. :D
No longer was it illegal to eat Fish n' Chips while driving.

While still illegal, most officers would make sure it was Carp and then send them along their way.
This part confuses me. The first part says it's legal to eat fish while driving. The second part says it's illegal to eat fish, but the cops will let you off if you're eating carp.
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Re: There are more fish in the sea (part 3)

Post by themorg » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:18 am

dreamrock wrote:I'm really enjoying your More Fish series. :D
While still illegal, most officers would make sure it was Carp and then send them along their way.
This part confuses me. The first part says it's legal to eat fish while driving. The second part says it's illegal to eat fish, but the cops will let you off if you're eating carp.[/quote]

thanks for catching that and i am glad you like it.
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Re: There are more fish in the sea (part 3)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:20 am

Laker fans eat carp.
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