I Don't Like Horror Films

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I Don't Like Horror Films

Post by munsi » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:41 am

I can’t help it, I don’t enjoy horror films. They seem stupid to me.

The thing of it is; Ghosts aren’t particularly scary. Or Werewolves, or Zombies. Vampires, in my opinion, are particularly stupid. But none of them are scary.

When he hit me, once, across the side of my head, and my ears rang so loudly I couldn’t hear for three days, and again, sending me spiralling to the floor, and I lay there, spitting up blood and praying he wouldn’t hit me a third time, that was scary.

Horror films are nothing. I just can’t get into them.

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Re: I Don't Like Horror Films

Post by Mr. Tweedy » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:37 am

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Re: I Don't Like Horror Films

Post by alhilton » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:10 am

For one second, I didn't realize this was posted under Drabbles, and I was all like, "What?!! Who is hitting you? This must be stopped!!"

lol I think that means it's good.
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Re: I Don't Like Horror Films

Post by munsi » Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:34 am

oops, never thought of that!

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Re: I Don't Like Horror Films

Post by strawman » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:54 pm

Too late. Already got 40,000 quarts of milk shipped out with your avater on them, and a munsi alert.
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Re: I Don't Like Horror Films

Post by Phenopath » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:53 pm

Good drabble
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Re: I Don't Like Horror Films

Post by munsi » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:23 pm

strawman wrote:Too late. Already got 40,000 quarts of milk shipped out with your avater on them, and a munsi alert.
....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! FIE UPON YE!!!!

on an unrelated note, i'd love a milk carton with my avatar on it, that'd be a killer thing to own...

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