2n, This Isn't Going to Work Out

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2n, This Isn't Going to Work Out

Post by DSSRogue » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:40 pm

Woah! You’re Haploid! I could’ve sworn…You look so diploid! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean anything by it – oh god, am I going to jail? Look, don’t tell anybody… I’ve got to go.
No, you’re really pretty! It’s just, I can’t… My family and friends would never accept us. You… you have only one set of chromosomes! It’s so obvious now that I look.
I’m sorry. We just can’t be together.
What the hell. I love you! Let’s go triploid! Who cares what my family thinks?
What? What do you mean you’re only interested in single-set chromosomed! That’s so … generationist!

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Re: 2n, This Isn't Going to Work Out

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:26 pm

Is someone daydreaming in biology class? ;-)

hint, line breaks make for more readable drabbles, but I did find this amusing.

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