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Queen Sized Bed

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:49 am
by munsi
“Don’t buy a single bed,” he said to me, there in the Ikea.

“A single bed is an admission that you don’t intend to have sex. It says you’ve given up, that you’ll never meet anyone, or connect, ever again, and that you don’t intend to try. Even if you’re alone right now, buy the queen sized bed. It’s a wish. It says you think things might get better.”

I laughed at the time, but I bought the bed.

Now, here in my queen sized bed, watching you sleep, I see how right he was.

I’ll have to thank him.

Re: Queen Sized Bed

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:42 pm
by strawman
Oh come on munsi, for crying out loud, this is the Drabblecast. At least you could make it about Norm and a squid.

Re: Queen Sized Bed

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:43 am
by Scattercat
Aw, it's all shmoopy. Reminds me of a poem I wrote my wife back when we were still dating.

Re: Queen Sized Bed

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:22 am
by F5iver
munsi wrote:“Don’t buy a single bed,” he said to me, there in the Ikea.

“A single bed is an admission that you don’t intend to have sex. It says you’ve given up, that you’ll never meet anyone, or connect, ever again, and that you don’t intend to try. Even if you’re alone right now, buy the queen sized bed. It’s a wish. It says you think things might get better.”

I laughed at the time, but I bought the bed.

Now, here in my queen sized bed, watching you sleep, I see how right he was.

I’ll have to thank him.
Awe, so keeuuuud!!
I read this in a Hallmark card one year.

Re: Queen Sized Bed

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:30 pm
by munsi
what can i say, gang? i got range! and sometimes the idea of me meeting a girl who gets me seems like science fiction :P

Re: Queen Sized Bed

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:58 pm
by mrgoldenbrown
Always be prepared is my motto. I got crap for buying a queen sized bed when it was technically unnecessary, but was very glad i did.

Re: Queen Sized Bed

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:57 pm
by tbaker2500
I think you're just trolling for sympathetic women with this story! Nicely done.