Sobriety Test

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Sobriety Test

Post by Damp_Obsession » Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:41 am

This guy doesn’t believe me. I keep telling him I’m sober but his helmet must be blocking his ears off or something. “I’m sober, promise I tried to drink away my worries, but it didn’t work. She’s still here, and I’m still sober.” He says something, but the lights behind him swirl and make me giggle. His heads shake as his arm reaches out to catch me. Wow he’s smart; I didn’t even know I was falling!

“I think you mean somber, sir.” He says, but I’m too drunk to make out his tone. “and here’s your license and registration.”

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Re: Sobriety Test

Post by zcarter80 » Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:03 am

I don't think there's a test for weather or not your somber other than weather or not there's someone behind you with a boom box playing Greenday's Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
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