This one's for you Norm (uh, err Silvio)

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Una arborensis
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This one's for you Norm (uh, err Silvio)

Post by Una arborensis » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:32 am

IF A RADIOACTIVE TREE FALLS IN AN ENCHANTED FOREST (IN PANNIMDORAH?)Pannimdorah?)

“Stop whining.” The fox said cocking his leg. “ life burns everyone eventually. Geeze. I never heard bark bitch so much about being pissed on.” The fox yelped then as a thorny dendroid shot between his legs, nearly neutering as it scooped him up squeezing.
“Look ya little Shelt shit, you said you wanted my help however meager it might be….I grow poems (prose too) not pennies. But free’s free . So don’t get pissy when you get radioactive lemons.” Moral: Wise fox say, “Never piss on tree where sharp thorn grow.”
Wise tree say, “Never piss-off forester’s favorite fox.”

Alternate Moral/ TWABBLE
Wise fox say, “Never piss on tree where radioactive lemon grows.”
Wise Tree say, “Never piss-off friendly fox pirate.”



(OK technically apples are poems, lemons are (well I forget) but radioactive lemons sounds more poetic than radioactive apples.)

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Re: This one's for you Norm (uh, err Silvio)

Post by alhilton » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:58 am

Boy, I'm not quite sure what's going on in this one, but I'm flattered that you wrote a drabble about lil 'ol Silvy. :D
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