And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes
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And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes
Sizzle, sizzle, pop went the campfire.
"You're holding it too close." Molly reached out to push the stick up.
"Am not!" Rudy pulled away.
"You are! It's going to catch on fire."
"I know." Rudy scooted down the log and settled in, watching intently.
Madison picked her teeth and pulled out a translucent wing. There was a hiss and a brief scream as Rudy's burst into flame.
"I told you," said Molly.
"They're better this way."
"I don't know why you bother," said Madison. "When they get all crispy and black like that, you can hardly taste the pixie dust."
"You're holding it too close." Molly reached out to push the stick up.
"Am not!" Rudy pulled away.
"You are! It's going to catch on fire."
"I know." Rudy scooted down the log and settled in, watching intently.
Madison picked her teeth and pulled out a translucent wing. There was a hiss and a brief scream as Rudy's burst into flame.
"I told you," said Molly.
"They're better this way."
"I don't know why you bother," said Madison. "When they get all crispy and black like that, you can hardly taste the pixie dust."
Re: And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes
OH. MY. GOD.
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this is horrifying! also: love it 

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Pixie dust on marshmallows?
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I figured this one would be a hit. You sickos.
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Re: And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes
who the heck eats innocent fairies? It's a good story, though.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Diggin' it.
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Re: And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes
Love this one. It screams 'Drabblecast'. It screams it so hard, in fact, that its tiny fairy lungs explode.
"I kick arse for the Lord."
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Zero calories
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
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You are awesome, and I bow down to you.

A hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head. ~C.S. Lewis
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BRILLIANT!
My daughter must never, ever read it!
My daughter must never, ever read it!
Re: And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes
Scattercat, I was just reading some of Mirrorshards. I just read Practical Demonstration. You are my new hero.
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Re: And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes
Thanks, guys!
Man, between "The Work That Must Be Done" and the reaction here, apparently I'm only *truly* popular when I torment icons of innocence and joy. That probably says something about one of us, but I'm not sure what or about whom.
@uncre8d1
Glad you enjoyed them. I've got plans to turn "Practical Demonstration" into a full story, actually, as soon as I get the two extant on my plate finished off. Hopefully, now that I have weekends again...
Man, between "The Work That Must Be Done" and the reaction here, apparently I'm only *truly* popular when I torment icons of innocence and joy. That probably says something about one of us, but I'm not sure what or about whom.
@uncre8d1
Glad you enjoyed them. I've got plans to turn "Practical Demonstration" into a full story, actually, as soon as I get the two extant on my plate finished off. Hopefully, now that I have weekends again...
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Let me throw my concurrence into the ring.
I am particularly fond of The Wisest Stone.
Makes me think of Keith Richards.

God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason.
I am particularly fond of The Wisest Stone.
Makes me think of Keith Richards.

God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler: