The Misattribution Semi-Finals
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:01 pm
“...as Mr. Twain said, ‘The only things certain in life are death and taxes!’" The pundit concluded to immense applause.
In heaven, Sam Clemens added another check to his scoreboard. “I can’t help it if everyone on earth thinks every famous saying was mine!” he said with a smug shrug.
“He didn’t even get it right,” Benjamin Franklin growled. “At least it didn’t go to Disraeli. I hate it when they attribute my words to damn cheaters.”
The former Prime Minister gave Franklin a dirty look. “Give it up, Ben. I actually did say that bit about lies and statistics.”
In heaven, Sam Clemens added another check to his scoreboard. “I can’t help it if everyone on earth thinks every famous saying was mine!” he said with a smug shrug.
“He didn’t even get it right,” Benjamin Franklin growled. “At least it didn’t go to Disraeli. I hate it when they attribute my words to damn cheaters.”
The former Prime Minister gave Franklin a dirty look. “Give it up, Ben. I actually did say that bit about lies and statistics.”