Gertie and Eustus
- isfullofcrap
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Gertie and Eustus
My rich Great Aunt Gertie lays in bed, eyes closed, arm around her beloved cat, Eustus.
He's not the original Eustus.
Gertie tried cloning. Cloning is hit-or-miss with personalities, though.
Luckily, the last came out nice and docile.
Now, she's trying out the latest in hologram fields.
Before, they just rendered dusty, translucent ghosts.
These days, they're quite lifelike with tactile presence.
Eustus wakes up, stretches, and curls back up, purring contentedly.
Gertie flickers for a moment, smiles in her electronic sleep.
She left everything in her will to Eustus.
(Even though he's just a cloned copy, my lawyers say.)
He's not the original Eustus.
Gertie tried cloning. Cloning is hit-or-miss with personalities, though.
Luckily, the last came out nice and docile.
Now, she's trying out the latest in hologram fields.
Before, they just rendered dusty, translucent ghosts.
These days, they're quite lifelike with tactile presence.
Eustus wakes up, stretches, and curls back up, purring contentedly.
Gertie flickers for a moment, smiles in her electronic sleep.
She left everything in her will to Eustus.
(Even though he's just a cloned copy, my lawyers say.)
Re: Gertie and Eustus
together for all eternity, in one form or another...
Re: Gertie and Eustus
Oooh, sucks to be the grandkids... Good drabble, I didn't see it coming.
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- flyawaybefree
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Re: Gertie and Eustus
I've heard about these people in real life- it's sad, really.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr. Seuss
-Dr. Seuss
Re: Gertie and Eustus
She left everything to Eustus, not to Eustus' clone. Grandkids win!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: Gertie and Eustus
...including the cloning and hologram maintenance contracts?strawman wrote:She left everything to Eustus, not to Eustus' clone. Grandkids win!
Re: Gertie and Eustus
Clone gets NOTHING. Lawyer gets 30%.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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