The Plan

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munsi
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The Plan

Post by munsi » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:50 pm

1) Procure kittens.

2) Perfect cutsie-pie handwriting.

3) Genetically and, where results would go unnoticed, cybernetically enhance kittens. Razor claws, improved strength, speed and agility, fangs that rip through steel. That sort of thing.

4) Using shock collars and cuddles, teach kittens to equate affection with physical pain, such that any kindness drives them into murderous frenzy.

5) Craft adorable sign reading: “Free Kittens”

6) Stand by highway with cardboard box.

The angle? No angle, I have absolutely nothing to gain by this plan. Sometimes you have to do what you do for the simple joy you derive from it…

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Re: The Plan

Post by swamp » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:25 pm

100% awesome!!!

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Re: The Plan

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:53 pm

I love it. Reminds me of that Family Guy episode where the mayor attacks with his kitten launcher.
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Re: The Plan

Post by babydyke » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:06 pm

Wow. Evil and awesome.
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