What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

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What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Post by babydyke » Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:04 am

Ugh. Definitely too much grog last night. I felt sick. I could hear men singing a shanty—with off-key voices and incorrect lyrics that made my head pound. Woozy and indignant, I couldn’t even defend myself when four rough hands dragged me from my bunk.

Mate Ellis gave me a wicked grin. “Well, sailor?” he growled.

Blinking against the brutal sun, I replied, “I still say it’s ‘throw him in the cabin wi’th’captain’s daughter,’ not ‘throw him in the ocean for the kraken’s slaughter.' Sir.”

As they tossed me over the rail, I heard him say, “I guess you’ll see.”
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Re: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Post by Phenopath » Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:08 pm

That was silly :)

I call dribble dibs for the chance to do some pirate voices, yar.
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Re: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Post by babydyke » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:52 am

Phenopath wrote:That was silly :)

I call dribble dibs for the chance to do some pirate voices, yar.
Is that a request? If so, then sure! I'd be honored. :D
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Post by Turtle420 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:40 am

What do you do with a drunken sailor? Plunder his booty!
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Re: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Post by strawman » Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:32 pm

Turtle420 wrote:What do you do with a drunken sailor? Plunder his booty!
...and then blame it on aliens
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Re: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Post by Turtle420 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:47 am

strawman wrote:
Turtle420 wrote:What do you do with a drunken sailor? Plunder his booty!
...and then blame it on aliens

I think that only works with hillbillies. If it's a sailor, blame it on Davy Jones.
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Re: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Post by Phenopath » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:22 pm

In the dribblequeue
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Re: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Post by babydyke » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:25 pm

Phenopath wrote:In the dribblequeue
YAY! I'm so excited! Do you know when it will go up? This is my first dribble.
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Re: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Post by dreamrock » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:33 pm

babydyke wrote:
Phenopath wrote:In the dribblequeue
YAY! I'm so excited! Do you know when it will go up? This is my first dribble.
Possibly tonight. I have to check to see how long the story that was scheduled for today was. We've had lots of dribble material come in this week. :D Which is a great thing.
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