What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?
What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?
Ugh. Definitely too much grog last night. I felt sick. I could hear men singing a shanty—with off-key voices and incorrect lyrics that made my head pound. Woozy and indignant, I couldn’t even defend myself when four rough hands dragged me from my bunk.
Mate Ellis gave me a wicked grin. “Well, sailor?” he growled.
Blinking against the brutal sun, I replied, “I still say it’s ‘throw him in the cabin wi’th’captain’s daughter,’ not ‘throw him in the ocean for the kraken’s slaughter.' Sir.”
As they tossed me over the rail, I heard him say, “I guess you’ll see.”
Mate Ellis gave me a wicked grin. “Well, sailor?” he growled.
Blinking against the brutal sun, I replied, “I still say it’s ‘throw him in the cabin wi’th’captain’s daughter,’ not ‘throw him in the ocean for the kraken’s slaughter.' Sir.”
As they tossed me over the rail, I heard him say, “I guess you’ll see.”
A hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head. ~C.S. Lewis
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That was silly 
I call dribble dibs for the chance to do some pirate voices, yar.

I call dribble dibs for the chance to do some pirate voices, yar.
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Is that a request? If so, then sure! I'd be honored.Phenopath wrote:That was silly
I call dribble dibs for the chance to do some pirate voices, yar.

A hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head. ~C.S. Lewis
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What do you do with a drunken sailor? Plunder his booty!
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...and then blame it on aliensTurtle420 wrote:What do you do with a drunken sailor? Plunder his booty!
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strawman wrote:...and then blame it on aliensTurtle420 wrote:What do you do with a drunken sailor? Plunder his booty!
I think that only works with hillbillies. If it's a sailor, blame it on Davy Jones.
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In the dribblequeue
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YAY! I'm so excited! Do you know when it will go up? This is my first dribble.Phenopath wrote:In the dribblequeue
A hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head. ~C.S. Lewis
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Possibly tonight. I have to check to see how long the story that was scheduled for today was. We've had lots of dribble material come in this week.babydyke wrote:YAY! I'm so excited! Do you know when it will go up? This is my first dribble.Phenopath wrote:In the dribblequeue
