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Fried in Butter

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:55 pm
by andyd273
The phone rang. I answered on the second ring.
"Serial Killers Guild, Ed speaking."
My boss answered "Ed, we have a problem. It's the Park Side Strangler. He went hunting without a license."
"That sounds bad."
"It's worse, the vic was paid up on his protection for the year, so we're going to have to pay damages to the family."
"Any special instructions?"
"None, choose your own methods, and trophies are allowed."
I hung up the phone, then grabbed my hockey mask and chain saw.
An honest serial killer has to eat, and the hearts are the best, I say.

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:44 am
by thebrog
Even murderers follow rules and regulations.
Is nothing sacred?

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:51 am
by LajesticVantrashellofLob
I love how the title fits in with the ending. Brilliant!

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:15 am
by andyd273
It's inspired by the Ankh Morpork guild system...
Make the criminals enforce the rules...
If you aren't part of the guild, then the guild is the one that has to hunt you down, and if you are part of the guild, then the law knows who and where you are.