100 word stories. Post all you like, maybe we'll dip in and use yours?
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Yes, that is correct; the machine in the door frame takes a functional scan of your brain and transposes it seamlessly into a virtualized version of this lovely showroom! From there it is a simple matter of simulating all possible interactions between yourself and our friendly and informative sales staff to find your optimum shopping experience. That said, I am still going to have to ask you to leave as it has been determined that no transaction is possible between us today. Oh, and before you ask; no, we do not have public rest rooms. Have a nice day sir!