The Amazing Automated Patent Troll

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The Amazing Automated Patent Troll

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The first Automated Self Aware Patent Trolling Machine was both a costly marvel of science, and a dismal failure. Never before had a device been given access to such a wealth of information. In real time it was able to access the patent registry, search a thousand databases of products and processes; then take appropriate legal action on the part of its right holding owner. After being connected to it’s information feeds it took less than a second for the device to realize the thousand infringements inherent in its existence; self destructing to save it’s creator from litigation.
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Re: The Amazing Automated Patent Troll

Post by Mikes »

This one made me smile. Nice little highlights of the inherent idiocy in today's legal systems.
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