Earth Disaster

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Earth Disaster

Post by CLP » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:37 pm

“After each experiment, freeze the specimen overnight to euthanize them. These are an invasive species, you must use caution. I’m sure you remember the Earth Disaster?

“No? Dr. Godfry, a scientist on Earth, didn’t latch the containment unit properly. Only two escaped! They commenced breeding, completely infesting Earth and driving the natural inhabitants out of every environment. We were forced to evacuate the planet.

“The moral: Euthanize all humans before disposal.” Dr. Ty scratched the scales under his snout with a claw and swished his tail for emphasis.

“My lab will not be responsible for the second evacuation of Dinosaurkind!”
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Re: Earth Disaster

Post by pettclan » Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:18 am

"Can I just eat them instead of freezing them?"
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Re: Earth Disaster

Post by CLP » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:49 am

No. These are research humans. They are not food grade. You'll get sick. You had better stick to eating livestock humans.
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Re: Earth Disaster

Post by mrsmica » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:23 pm

That's some way to "euthanize" us :O

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Re: Earth Disaster

Post by bell » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:44 am

--What're you up to, Gus?

--Oh, nothin' much. Just chillin' with my friends.
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What would have been written.
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If they hadn't died first.

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Re: Earth Disaster

Post by pettclan » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:45 am

--Where are the research humans from and how old are they?

--Those ones? They are the from the youth-in-Asia stock.
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Re: Earth Disaster

Post by Thomas Daulton » Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:34 am

Nice one! Talking dinosaurs always a plus.
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