Omar

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GumboMike
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Omar

Post by GumboMike » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:13 am

Omar’s toe hurt after his fist day at his new job. “These new work boots have given me a blister” he thought to himself as He unlaced his boot and pulled it from his foot. Omar winced in pain as he slid the sweaty sock from his foot. Looking down at his bare foot Omar saw a pink swollen growth on the end of his toe. He leaned in and squinted to better examine the growth. His jaw dropped in disbelief. IT WAS A NIPPLE! Maybe the transfer to the hormone therapy division wasn’t such a good idea after all.

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Re: Omar

Post by zcarter80 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:41 am

Wow, when a company says there is room for growth they may not mean that as a good thing.
If I wrote it you can read it unless you sound like Fran Drescher.

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Re: Omar

Post by Thomas Daulton » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:41 pm

That happened to me last week. The company doctor said it was normal! ;)

Recalls the genetecist from South Park: "you got something against three-assed monkeys?"
"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost." --J.R.R. TOLKIEN

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