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Famine, War, Earl Tucker, Death

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:21 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Plague stared, shocked, at the notice in his gangrenous hand.
“Replaced with…who?” he rasped.
“Earl Tucker,” boomed Death. “Amazing prospect. Great measurables. Ran a 4.4 40 and did 28 bench reps. Recorded seventeen sacks last year, injured twelve opponents and ruined three careers. He’s personally made a lot of people very unhealthy.”
“What about me?” asked Plague.
“You’ll still have a role on special teams. Flu season, and so forth.
Plague nodded. He tried not to weep as a young man in a football uniform took off with his horse, which snorted as if Plague had never been its master.

Re: Famine, War, Earl Tucker, Death

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:46 pm
by Thomas Daulton
Ha! Did Plague get traded? Will Plague be on the starting lineup of the San Diego Chargers next season, or does he have to start with an expansion team first?

Re: Famine, War, Earl Tucker, Death

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:10 am
by mrsmica
this earns giggle-snorts from me!

Re: Famine, War, Earl Tucker, Death

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:29 am
by zcarter80
freakin sweet. i wonder who's place Rush Limbaugh would take?