TOILET PAPER

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Una arborensis
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TOILET PAPER

Post by Una arborensis » Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:54 pm

The necromancy editor darted out of the bathroom, hastily snatched a few pages from atop the pile of reject manuscripts he retained for voodooist origami and scurried back to safety. Seconds later a violent expulsion of putrid flatulence reminiscent of a milkshake filled tuba hitting B-flat, erupted from within. Minutes later an incredulous shriek split the fetid miasma. “You used me!” “Yea, look I’m…” He began, but was interrupted. “You said I was worthless…..but you used me!” The tremulous voice fawned reverently. Shrugging impassively, he flushed, an ignominious “thank you.” echoing as the soiled paper swirled and succumbed to suction.

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Re: TOILET PAPER

Post by strawman » Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:31 pm

Truly a Montezuman Drabble.
"reminiscent of a milkshake filled tuba hitting B-flat"...

Reminiscent?

Really?
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Re: TOILET PAPER

Post by Thomas Daulton » Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:04 pm

Loved it! It packs a whole fantasy setting into just a few words at the edges of a dirty joke. Nicely done.
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Re: TOILET PAPER

Post by Betadog » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:10 pm

Nice! I'd like it broken up into 2-3 paragraphs but nice!
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