NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

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Una arborensis
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NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Post by Una arborensis » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:07 am

Pleas note that the following is both a Drabble submission and a sincere personal testimonial.

NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Dear Drabblecast,
I knew I was desperate when I started falling for one of those Nigerian internet dating scams. But once the bells started going off I knew I’d be ok because I had an ace up my sleeve in Drabblecast. I just e-mailed my would-be suitor an authentic copy of the most recent Nigerian Scam contest winner and I was dumped faster than a toxic mortgage on Wall Street. Now I’m scam-spam free. The Nigerian Scam Contest is the polite way to say “F#@K off bitch, I’m Drabblecast’s hoe!” Thank’s Drabblecast for being my Mack Daddy.
Sincerely,
Lonely Loser.

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Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Post by Thomas Daulton » Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:00 am

I thought this was clever! Sort of scam-spam judo, use your opponent's strengths against them. The Nigerian who sent you the dating scam is probably trying to obtain the address of the extraterrestrials settling in Nigeria as we speak! So he can sign them up for his dating scam, of course.
"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost." --J.R.R. TOLKIEN

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Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Post by strawman » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:10 am

No, foo! It's for Alien Spawn Gone Wild, next step in the evolution of late-night video teasers.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by Thomas Daulton » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:20 pm

"Alien Spawn Gone Wild"

-- Where do I buy?!?! Is there an 800-number?? I got my credit card right here!
"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost." --J.R.R. TOLKIEN

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Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Post by Loof » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:49 pm

Thanks for the testimonial. Let's give these guys a taste of their own medicine.

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Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Post by bell » Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:32 pm

The Spam Scam Contest:

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What would have been written.
Spoiler:
If they hadn't died first.

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