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NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:07 am
by Una arborensis
Pleas note that the following is both a Drabble submission and a sincere personal testimonial.

NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Dear Drabblecast,
I knew I was desperate when I started falling for one of those Nigerian internet dating scams. But once the bells started going off I knew I’d be ok because I had an ace up my sleeve in Drabblecast. I just e-mailed my would-be suitor an authentic copy of the most recent Nigerian Scam contest winner and I was dumped faster than a toxic mortgage on Wall Street. Now I’m scam-spam free. The Nigerian Scam Contest is the polite way to say “F#@K off bitch, I’m Drabblecast’s hoe!” Thank’s Drabblecast for being my Mack Daddy.
Sincerely,
Lonely Loser.

Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:00 am
by Thomas Daulton
I thought this was clever! Sort of scam-spam judo, use your opponent's strengths against them. The Nigerian who sent you the dating scam is probably trying to obtain the address of the extraterrestrials settling in Nigeria as we speak! So he can sign them up for his dating scam, of course.

Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:10 am
by strawman
No, foo! It's for Alien Spawn Gone Wild, next step in the evolution of late-night video teasers.

Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:20 pm
by Thomas Daulton
"Alien Spawn Gone Wild"

-- Where do I buy?!?! Is there an 800-number?? I got my credit card right here!

Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:49 pm
by Loof
Thanks for the testimonial. Let's give these guys a taste of their own medicine.

Re: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:32 pm
by bell
The Spam Scam Contest:

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