Fangs Gleaming in the Darkness

Scattercat · Post by **Scattercat** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:34 am

The doors creaked open with the shudder of long-rusted hinges.

"Is the Count not here?" asked Harker.

"Oh, no, sir," said the bedraggled servitor. His skin was red and welted, and his shoelaces undone and partially shredded. "The Master never rises before dark. He will meet you in the dining chamber."

"Any chance of a good glass of wine?"

"The Master does not drink... wine." The servant blinked. "We have milk, and water. Dinner will be tuna tartare, and..." He paused, rolling his red-rimmed eyes before sneezing powerfully. "The Master prefers to be scritched behind the ears, but no belly-rubs."

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:58 am

Very good!

Travelin Corpse Feet · Post by **Travelin Corpse Feet** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:18 pm

Just a cat? Bah. I think I can speak for everyone when I say, fangs for nothin!

Mr. Tweedy · Post by **Mr. Tweedy** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:10 pm

Scattercat · Post by **Scattercat** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:49 pm

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Just a cat? Bah. I think I can speak for everyone when I say, fangs for nothin!

There is no "just" about cats, sir. They were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt, and they have never quite forgotten this.

Travelin Corpse Feet · Post by **Travelin Corpse Feet** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:09 pm

*sigh* You worship one cat and your civilization takes millenia to recover.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:04 pm

That's why the Jews knew they better try a calf. See where kosher gets you?

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