Kill-Bot

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Kill-Bot

Post by Scattercat » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:21 am

"Look, let's just talk this over, can't we? I see you have some clubs and rocks and things, yes. Put them up for just a little while, all right? Good. I'm so glad we can deal with this politely. I'm programmed to destroy all human life, but I can't see a reason to be so crude about everything. I've an extensive selection of options; it needn't be messy or protracted. Well, talk it over. Take your time. I'd rather arrange amicable deaths after a delay than go to the bother of slaughtering all of you. Those dents don't repair themselves."

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Re: Kill-Bot

Post by strawman » Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:56 pm

BORG got Hillary virus. Big improvement over "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
Interesting concept for a political campaign parody.
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Re: Kill-Bot

Post by T. Allan Christopher » Sat May 14, 2011 7:45 am

Love this, Scattercat.
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Re: Kill-Bot

Post by Scattercat » Sat May 14, 2011 1:59 pm

Check out the Dribblecast reading!

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Re: Kill-Bot

Post by Mr. Tweedy » Sat May 14, 2011 4:21 pm

Killbots for democracy.
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