That's One Way To Die

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T. Allan Christopher
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That's One Way To Die

Post by T. Allan Christopher » Fri May 13, 2011 5:39 am

I laid there in the muck under an old truck, trying to keep my breathing quiet. Since the chemical spill in Israel weeks ago, I knew this day was coming. They spread rapidly worldwide, eating brains and zombifiying.

“Braiiiins!” All I could hear was moaning, and “brains… ” over and over. The crunch of teeth into skull nauseating.

Then, “heart… heaaart.” Bewildered, I peered out to discover Zombified Jesus. He grabs me, pulling me out. “Heart” he said, as he sank his teeth into my chest.

I’d lived my life an atheist, but given my heart to Jesus on my deathbed.
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Re: That's One Way To Die

Post by Mr. Tweedy » Sat May 14, 2011 4:31 pm

I smiled.
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Re: That's One Way To Die

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat May 14, 2011 4:51 pm

Nice.
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Re: That's One Way To Die

Post by T. Allan Christopher » Sat May 14, 2011 11:34 pm

Thanks guys :)
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Re: That's One Way To Die

Post by cdugger » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:05 am

Strange. Completely offensive, yet funny.

I'd read this one, but I think my wife would slap me.
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