The Kitties Play a Game

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The Kitties Play a Game

Post by Scattercat » Sat May 14, 2011 2:05 pm

When I woke up, my cats were staring at me intently. That's pretty normal. The feathers on their heads were new, though. Also the handcuffs on my wrists and ankles.

"Oh, great god Quetzacoatrack!" said Boots. Talking was new, too. "We give to you this puny human! Eat his heart, oh wingy sir pants-"

"Hold on," said Smokey. "I thought we were Indians."

"Native Americans," I corrected automatically.

"Whatever," said Smokey. "But, like, bravos and Tony Hawks and stuff."

"Whatever," hissed Hambone. "As long as they cut out hearts."

"Indians do scalps," Boots said.

"Hearts or get the fuck out."

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Re: The Kitties Play a Game

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat May 14, 2011 5:02 pm

Quetzacoatrack- I Love it!
Tony hawks.. :-)
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Re: The Kitties Play a Game

Post by cdugger » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:08 am

I am SO going to record this one!
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