Tenth Circle of Hell

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Travelin Corpse Feet
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Tenth Circle of Hell

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:51 pm

In Hell, pizza is made by the imps, whose gruesome senses of humor lead to toppings such as severed ears, pigs’ blood, and fingernails.

But the crust is crisp and buttery; the sauce, herbed and fragrant; the mozzarella, amazing. And it’s delivered quickly by the succulent succubi, and smells sooooo good that you’ll let yourself be convinced by the mischievous Italian chef drawn on that box of goat hair and botfly pie, that this time will be different. And each pizza will end with the single solitary bite you just scarcely hoodwinked yourself into taking, before saying “Never, ever again.”
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Re: Tenth Circle of Hell

Post by Scattercat » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:39 pm

This being the circle for, what, people who don't tip the delivery boy?

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Re: Tenth Circle of Hell

Post by Farseeker » Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:20 pm

Where's the "Like" button?

Neat, complete, nice combo of humor and hint of horror.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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Re: Tenth Circle of Hell

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:20 pm

Scattercat wrote:This being the circle for, what, people who don't tip the delivery boy?
[stoned]No man, like, the pizza is the circle! Whoooaaaaa![/stoned] :D
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My Twitter feed, Scribblepodium, is good for a laugh or a cry.

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