Have a Horrible New Year.

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Have a Horrible New Year.

Post by rowan_bristol » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:38 am

We all sat together, inebriated on cheese and cheap wine, flipping through the DVDs trying to find something that would signify the closing of the year. We gave up and selected the one that all of us had memorized, providing a soundtrack to our final celebration. All of us, actors, painters, producers, and writers, watched the minutes go by, bracing ourselves for the tomorrow that held our hopes and fears. Each of us at that moment wanted this year to be -the- year, and the television uttered a single line as the clock struck midnight.

"The hammer is my penis."

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Re: Have a Horrible New Year.

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:56 am

I don't quite get the punchline, and I'm not afraid to admit it!
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Re: Have a Horrible New Year.

Post by rowan_bristol » Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:49 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:I don't quite get the punchline, and I'm not afraid to admit it!
Neither did we, when it happened. This was an actual moment last week.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:40 pm

Oh. I'm afraid I wan't paying much attention at the time, watching Walking Dead marathon. That wasn't lady gaga again, was it?
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Re: Have a Horrible New Year.

Post by mrsmica » Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:52 pm

Captain Hammer! From Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog. You must go watch it now!

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Re: Have a Horrible New Year.

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:30 am

Ooohhh...
I watched that when it was being released, didn't remember that line tho. :-)
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