We are calling this our 'Mel Gibson' model

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We are calling this our 'Mel Gibson' model

Post by Lone Mopper » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:14 pm

Pushing his way through the suits, Randy pulled Billy up to the front where they could hear the presentation.
“You will see that the stealth coatings cover it completely, offering total invisibility to radar” the salesman droned on.
The smooth voice continued “The upgrades to the onboard targeting system include the night vision screen, upfront pinpoint laser targeting and hindmost targeting display.”
“The weapons array includes non-lethal electronic distortion bolts with front and dorsal deployment to disable electrical systems in all targets, think vehicle tazers” the salesman chuckled.
Leaning over towards Randy, Billy said “ Best damn car show ever!”
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