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Party Animals (Parenting Theme)

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:16 am
by UmbrageOfSnow
"Sam's Exotic Petting Zoo Parties" sounded perfect for animal-crazed Bethany's birthday but the disappointingly small trailer had us worried.

"Is there a panda, Daddy?"

"Pandas are... oof!"
Something underfoot, red and raccoon-like, sent me sprawling into a fuzzy black and white mass. Bethany giggled.

"A giraffe too!"

A yellow neck extended into our second-story window; probably eating the houseplants. The pegasus on the roof shut me up.

We corralled the animals into Sam's suddenly cavernous trailer just before caketime. When the other parents looked in, only a pony and one antlerless rabbit remained. But Bethany's almost too excited for Halloween.

Re: Party Animals (Parenting Theme)

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 5:28 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Gonna end up with one spoiled kid.

Re: Party Animals (Parenting Theme)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 2:00 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Needs more Bonnacon.
[The bonnacon] saves itself by running away, meanwhile emitting a trail of dung that ... covers a distance of as much as three furlongs [604 m], contact with which scorches pursuers like ... fire."[1]

Re: Party Animals (Parenting Theme)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 3:43 pm
by strawman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aberdeen_Bestiary

The long and honorable history of the Megabeast. AKA, Bo's heritage.
A monoceros
A monoceros
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A bald, bearded, horse-tailed satyr balances a winecup on his penis, on an Attic red-figured psykter, ca. 500-490 BC
A bald, bearded, horse-tailed satyr balances a winecup on his penis, on an Attic red-figured psykter, ca. 500-490 BC
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Re: Party Animals (Parenting Theme)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 5:33 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aberdeen_Bestiary

The long and honorable history of the Megabeast. AKA, Bo's heritage.
220px-F15r-aberdeen-best-detail.jpg
220px-Komos_Douris_BM_E768.jpg
Probably have to spin the wine cup to get it to stay up there.

Re: Party Animals (Parenting Theme)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 7:34 pm
by strawman
What Bo has really improved on is the Megabeast power descriptions. He's SO much better than "Has ability to balance wine goblet on penis".