For quality purposes, your call may be recorded

100 word stories. Post all you like, maybe we'll dip in and use yours?
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Farseeker
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For quality purposes, your call may be recorded

Post by Farseeker » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:48 am

Customer Service, how can I help you?

Yes...?

Let me see... I'm so sorry. That's out of warranty.

“Lifetime” is defined as the average life expectancy of a star of that size and composition. Your star is actually several hundred million years beyond its normal life.

I can offer you resettlement rights on a comparable planet in a nearby sector...

No, you'd have to provide your own transportation.

Well, thank you, but that's anatomically impossible for my species.

Yours too? How interesting.

Is there anything else I can help you with today? Then have a nice – hello? Sir?
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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Re: For quality purposes, your call may be recorded

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:33 am

Some experiences truly are universal.
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