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No Survivors

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:40 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
The survivors huddled in the flickering light as the zombies clawed at the single door.

“You’ll never get my brain!” the first survivor shouted.

“Brain?” questioned the second.

“Yeah. Everyone knows brains are their favorite.”

“Nonsense!” protested the third. “Zombies don’t eat brains. It’s intestines they like.”

“You’re all wrong,” said the fourth. “Zombies don’t eat. They just want to kill.”

“My father was a zombie hunter, and he said they eat intestines.”

“How could something that’s dead eat? Are you saying zombies poop?”

“My father–”

“Knew nothing!”

When the zombies finally broke down the door, they found no survivors.

Re: No Survivors

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:44 am
by ROU Killing Time
Good to see you around these here parts, Tweeds.

Like the Drabble, (regardless of whether the zombie hordes represent liberals, conservatives, or presbyterians...) ;-)

Re: No Survivors

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:04 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
It doesn't matter who the zombies are. What matters is how the survivors behave.

Re: No Survivors

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:45 am
by ROU Killing Time
Mr. Tweedy wrote:It doesn't matter who the zombies are. What matters is how the survivors behave.
Word.

Re: No Survivors

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:53 am
by munsi
Exactly what I want in a Zombie Fic! Good one.

Re: No Survivors

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:43 pm
by PhineasQP
This elicited a good chuckle from me. Good shtuff! :)