There And Back Pain (Wayfarer themed)

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There And Back Pain (Wayfarer themed)

Post by gunsofchekhovia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:19 am

I looked at our destination on the map, a place called “HERE BE DRAGONS.” Despite my confidence in my sorcery and my undeniable greed, I knew I couldn't make this journey alone.

“Where! Is! My! Gold!” my barbarian friend shouted. Each word was punctuated by a meaty thud as fists and feet struck the creature on the ground.

“Come on,” I said.

“You go on ahead,” he said. The tiny man whimpered. I felt a little sick.

“But you love adventures! You're practically addicted to adventures!” I pleaded.

“Leave me alone!” he snarled. “I am trying to kick the hobbit!”

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:20 am

Fun punch line. :wink:

Welcome aboard, gunsofchekhovia!
(I hope you're not a loose cannon.)

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Post by gunsofchekhovia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:45 am

Thank you. I'm not a loose cannon. As a matter of fact, I bear very little resemblance to any kind of canon at all.

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Re: There And Back Pain (Wayfarer themed)

Post by strawman » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:51 am

Not the worst pun I've heard today.
(ASID and St. Tom always vie for that title.)
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Re: There And Back Pain (Wayfarer themed)

Post by gunsofchekhovia » Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:01 am

Not the worst pun I've heard today.
I'm trying to figure out if this is a compliment or an insult. What can I do to make my puns worse? :D

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Re: There And Back Pain (Wayfarer themed)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:26 am

That was a complisult with the targets both wide and varied. :wink:

This will be a capital crime when I become God-Emperor.

Anywho, the secret to worse(er(ser)) puns is "volume". :twisted:

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