Skinny B!tches

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DoctorBanzai
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Skinny B!tches

Post by DoctorBanzai » Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:45 pm

When that famous dead woman said that thing about eating cake, I don’t think she was thinking along the same lines as I am. She wanted to give people freedom or some garbage like that, where I simply get tired of looking at those skinny bitches.

The solution: cake. With lots of frosting and sugar and other fattening crap baked inside.

What do I mean?

Well, it’s quite simple. I take a walk along the street, carrying a nice, fresh child’s birthday cake (kid cakes equal more sugar) then find one of these skinnies and shove it down their throats.

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Re: Skinny B!tches

Post by Flintknapper » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:38 pm

a bit edgy, not that I am in a position to judge. I just wrote a twabble about punching a baby in the face and the evil which is "woman."

On a historic note, I remember reading somewhere that Queen Mary probably did not ever say that famous line. It is funny though that it is this phrase that most people (including myself) remember best about the French Revolution.

Shouldn't "the" be "then" in the last line?

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Re: Skinny B!tches

Post by Varda » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:17 pm

Wait, the skinny bitches get free cake? NO FAIR! :P

That subtle little nod to Marie Antoinette was delightful. I LOL'ed.
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Re: Skinny B!tches

Post by DoctorBanzai » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:28 pm

Flintknapper wrote:Shouldn't "the" be "then" in the last line?
Corect, and corrected. Gracias.

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Re: Skinny B!tches

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:08 am

Scary narrator. Very violent imagery, a horror story with cake in a way.

I feel that the drabble could be improved, however, if it had more of a conclusion. It feels like a beginning, or an end of something. It's hard to read a plot into it other than a guy jealous of skinny girls who wants to give them free cake. Spooky, and a good character shot, but I'm a plot kid. Perhaps he could approach one these skinnies and get more than he expected? Maybe she eats the whole cake without blinking and carried on with a 'Thanks!'. Or maybe the cake's not enough, and she starts eating everything, without gaining an ounce or chipping a tooth.

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Re: Skinny B!tches

Post by strawman » Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:03 pm

Maybe she invents Twinkies?
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