My Apprentice

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munsi
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My Apprentice

Post by munsi » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:36 am

I’ve taken an apprentice.

He’ll be helping out around the place. Tidying, picking up dry cleaning, cooking meals, washing dishes, and so forth.

If I need to go out, he’ll chauffeur me and wait while I run whatever errand I need or, more likely, he’ll run the errand for me.

I’ll be getting him some kind of day job, and cashing his paychecks.

I haven’t decided yet if I want one of his kidneys or not.

This is valuable experience for him.

And, in addition, I’ll be teaching him everything I know about abusing the apprenticeship system for personal gain…

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Re: My Apprentice

Post by strawman » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:51 am

It's a self fulfilling profit, see?
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Re: My Apprentice

Post by Flintknapper » Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:56 pm

This one gave me a good chuckle.

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Re: My Apprentice

Post by gunsofchekhovia » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:40 am

He's building his portfolio.

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