The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)
The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)
His finger slipped from the trigger and the room around him dissolved until he stood on a field of white lattices beside a man in a lab coat.
“Let me guess, this was a test to test if I could do it?”
“No, it was to see how you handle finding out it was a simulation.”
~the room dissolved~
“Actually, we needed to see how you could give bad news to a recruit…”
~room dissolved~
“.. to test your simulation shutdown protocols...”
~dissolved~
“…test how you marked a proper procedure…”
~dissolve~
“.. to see if you could pass as human.”
“Let me guess, this was a test to test if I could do it?”
“No, it was to see how you handle finding out it was a simulation.”
~the room dissolved~
“Actually, we needed to see how you could give bad news to a recruit…”
~room dissolved~
“.. to test your simulation shutdown protocols...”
~dissolved~
“…test how you marked a proper procedure…”
~dissolve~
“.. to see if you could pass as human.”
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Whoa. My mind is blown.
Initiating shutdown...

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-the room dissolved-Varda wrote:Whoa. My mind is blown.Initiating shutdown...
"Test to check Varda shutdown protocol."
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-the room dissolved-strawman wrote:-the room dissolved-Varda wrote:Whoa. My mind is blown.Initiating shutdown...
"Test to check Varda shutdown protocol."
"Test to calibrate Strawman's witty banter parameters..."
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All I'm saying is if the world is a simulation, I hope it's not being run on Mac hardware.
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Ouch... well at least it is not Linux!Mikes wrote:All I'm saying is if the world is a simulation, I hope it's not being run on Mac hardware.
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Re: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)
I was waiting for God to show up and say "Actually, this whole planet was a simulation to test if you were capable of making simulations!"
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That would suggest that god is the person who says, "have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?"


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