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The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:07 am
by Mikes
His finger slipped from the trigger and the room around him dissolved until he stood on a field of white lattices beside a man in a lab coat.

“Let me guess, this was a test to test if I could do it?”

“No, it was to see how you handle finding out it was a simulation.”

~the room dissolved~

“Actually, we needed to see how you could give bad news to a recruit…”

~room dissolved~

“.. to test your simulation shutdown protocols...”

~dissolved~

“…test how you marked a proper procedure…”

~dissolve~

“.. to see if you could pass as human.”

Re: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:04 pm
by Varda
Whoa. My mind is blown. :shock: Initiating shutdown...

Re: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:11 pm
by strawman
Varda wrote:Whoa. My mind is blown. :shock: Initiating shutdown...
-the room dissolved-

"Test to check Varda shutdown protocol."

Re: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:44 pm
by Varda
strawman wrote:
Varda wrote:Whoa. My mind is blown. :shock: Initiating shutdown...
-the room dissolved-

"Test to check Varda shutdown protocol."
-the room dissolved-

"Test to calibrate Strawman's witty banter parameters..."

Re: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:18 pm
by Mikes
All I'm saying is if the world is a simulation, I hope it's not being run on Mac hardware.

Re: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:28 pm
by Flintknapper
Mikes wrote:All I'm saying is if the world is a simulation, I hope it's not being run on Mac hardware.
Ouch... well at least it is not Linux!

Re: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:58 am
by MonsieurMoustache
I was waiting for God to show up and say "Actually, this whole planet was a simulation to test if you were capable of making simulations!"

Head hurts now.

Re: The Russian Doll of Human Resources (Simulations theme)

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:07 am
by Mikes
That would suggest that god is the person who says, "have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?"

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