Caught With My Pants Down

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kentblue82
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Caught With My Pants Down

Post by kentblue82 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:01 pm

The door swings open and she screams. Caught off guard, I almost leap from the toilet. I’m embarrassed and try to explain.

“You… you came home earl-“

Another scream cuts me off and she backs into the hall where she faints.

I sigh and tear a few sheets from the toilet paper roll. I pull up my pants and grab my knife. The Chipotle I ate an hour before picking her lock and sliding into the shower had been a mistake. This was not going quite as I had planned, but I would finish what I came here to do.
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." - Arthur C. Clarke

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Re: Caught With My Pants Down

Post by gunsofchekhovia » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:24 pm

What a shit show.

Hilarious. Good work!

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Re: Caught With My Pants Down

Post by Flintknapper » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:43 pm

I do not know what our narrator is complaining about. I always find it is easiest to approach life's problems after a good crap. :D

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Re: Caught With My Pants Down

Post by kentblue82 » Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:32 am

Honestly, I don't know how people get their day going without getting the crap out. :D
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Re: Caught With My Pants Down

Post by dbennett » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:47 pm

Good story. ㋡
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