The Big Blue Wish Grantin' Genie

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The Big Blue Wish Grantin' Genie

Post by unseentangerine » Sun May 04, 2014 6:15 am

I like the word POOF! But it's not to be read in this story. It's there to indicate when you should play POOF! sounds in your head. Or on the podcast.

The Big Blue Wish Grantin' Genie, by unseentangerine

“You have three wishes!” pronounced the genie. “You better get it right!” Norman’s wife barked. “Er, eh. Let’s see. I want—” Norman’s wife bashed him on the head. “We want an estate in the English countryside, befitting high society,” he continued. “So it will be!” bellowed the Arabian faerie. *Poof!* “Two more!” the genie boomed. “We want, uh, 3—,” his wife glared, “—10 of the finest thoroughbreds.” *Poof!* “So it is.” “One! More!” “We want a houseboy.” *Poof!* Norman became dressed in servants attire. “You wasted your last wish on yourself, Norman!” his wife shouted while beating him with his own driving cap.
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Re: The Big Blue Wish Grantin' Genie

Post by strawman » Sun May 04, 2014 11:51 am

My "Poof" sounds more like "Boing".
What do I do?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by unseentangerine » Sun May 04, 2014 11:52 pm

DON'T PANIC! You may just need to reboot.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Re: The Big Blue Wish Grantin' Genie

Post by JarodKAnderson » Mon May 05, 2014 12:37 am

He might just be dehydrated.

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