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The Rent Is Too Damn High (Glass Half Full theme)

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:47 pm
by gunsofchekhovia
I am rubbing the sleep out of my eyes when I see my roommate.

“Morning,” I say.

The shadow under the refrigerator retreats. My coffee ripples.

“Not cool, man.” I will have to update the “Apartment Rules” board today. I pour the coffee out in the sink.

“I’m expecting a package today. Can you sign for it?”

A chair falls over, pushed from below. There is a sound like rustling leaves and faraway cries for help. I don’t know why he does this weird shit, but at least he doesn’t keep bringing dead goats back here like the last guy.

Re: The Rent Is Too Damn High (Glass Half Full theme)

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:07 pm
by uncre8d1
Love it

Re: The Rent Is Too Damn High (Glass Half Full theme)

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:07 pm
by gunsofchekhovia
Thanks!