Unconditionally, Always and Forever

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Unconditionally, Always and Forever

Post by unseentangerine » Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:50 am

Careful now! Don't jump to conclusions with this one. :wink:

The couple were seated, and drinks were brought.
“Sam, do you love me?” she asked sweetly.
“You know I do.” he answered.
“No matter what?”
“Right, you're not actually a dude or somethin' are ya?”
From under the hem of her summer skirt, between her legs, came a long, green, sucker studded tentacle. The appendage wrapped slowly around his ankle, ready to grab a hold.
“Audrey—” he now asked more directly, “Seriously, is there something you need to tell me?”
“Sam, relax. I'm just pulling your leg,” she said with a grin—and a jerk.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Re: Unconditionally, Always and Forever

Post by Chairman Goodchild » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:59 am

Image

Ever seen Drawn Together?

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Re: Unconditionally, Always and Forever

Post by unseentangerine » Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:57 pm

my profile picture may be a decrepit bathroom and I may have written about a tentacle from under a woman's skirt, but I have standards . . . no, I have not watched drawn together . No? Agh, no. Standards.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Re: Unconditionally, Always and Forever

Post by PB&Jellyphish320 » Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:05 pm

Chairman Goodchild wrote:Image

Ever seen Drawn Together?
Hahaha! I'd forgotten about that!
~ What's that in the mirror, or the corner of your eyes. What's those footsteps following but never passing by . . .

~ The Doctor

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Re: Unconditionally, Always and Forever

Post by Horrorshow » Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:26 pm

Very well written, unseentangerine.

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