Truth Hurts Donut

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Truth Hurts Donut

Post by Horrorshow » Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:37 pm

Over the weekend, Andrew set up an anonymous email account called, *TRUTH*HURTS*DONUT* and sent malicious messages to his work colleagues, pointing out their flaws and foibles. As cover, Andrew dispatched an email to his own work address describing himself as, “a bald prick who steals office stationery”.

On Monday, Andrew’s workmates were in uproar and demanded of their employer a thorough investigation of the libellous emails.

On Tuesday, Andrew received an email from an account called, *YOUR*DIRTY*PIGGY*SECRETS* showing lewd photographs of Andrew shaving his genitals and touching himself while wearing a rubber pig mask.

No one saw Andrew on Wednesday.

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Re: Truth Hurts Donut

Post by Chairman Goodchild » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:45 pm

...and that's why you don't mess around at Tyler Durden's office. Creepy. I like it.

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Re: Truth Hurts Donut

Post by PB&Jellyphish320 » Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:31 am

Haha! This is funny. Don't dish it out if you don't like the taste of it.
~ What's that in the mirror, or the corner of your eyes. What's those footsteps following but never passing by . . .

~ The Doctor

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Re: Truth Hurts Donut

Post by Horrorshow » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:12 pm

Thank you for the positive feedback, Chairman Goodchild and PB&Jellyphish320; much appreciated.

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