Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

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Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

Post by kentblue82 » Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:14 pm

“Seeing as you are new around here, let me give you a piece of advice: stay away from Gary. He’s one of them Samaritan types. Always with the ‘bless you’ and ‘hey, let me get that door for ya’ and ‘going on a lunch run, who wants Taco Bell?’. Geez, you can’t even walk by the guy without ‘im trying to do something nice for you.”

“Now I know it seems like I’m just being hard on a nice dude and all but, let me ask you something; ever had a grown man try and wipe your ass for you?”
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." - Arthur C. Clarke

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Re: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

Post by SpareInch » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:12 pm

:lol:
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Re: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

Post by pondspider » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:35 pm

Great ending :shock:

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Re: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

Post by Chairman Goodchild » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:46 pm

Now there's a title that works well on multiple levels.

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Re: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

Post by gunsofchekhovia » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:51 pm

Bidet, mate!

Nice drabble!

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Re: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

Post by kentblue82 » Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:57 pm

Thanks, all!
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." - Arthur C. Clarke

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