Just A Theory (Conspiracy)

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Just A Theory (Conspiracy)

Post by Sunner » Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:23 pm

“General Smith, sir...I have a dozen more Freedom of Information Act requests. They all want information on aliens at Area 51.”

“We seem to get a bunch of these whenever they re-run ‘The X Files’, Bob. Respond with the usual… ‘We have no information on any alien encounter and Area 51 is only a testing facility.’ ”

I hung up the phone, put my finger to my glass and extruded a tubular orifice into the Dr. Pepper. I was going to miss that stuff when my tour on this planet was finished...even if it did give me gas.

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