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New Year, New You

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:04 pm
by JasonMott
Every year, he goes through this. Resolutions are nearly impossible to stick to, but he intends to do it this time.
The wall is covered with trophies; remnants of the pattern he intends to leave behind.
With the gentle hand of a museum curator, he wipes dust from one of them.
"It's time for a change," he says, scanning for any other foreign matter on his prized possessions.
Satisfied his collection was immaculately clean once again, he heads out of his den, leaving the row of severed male heads staring blankly at the walls.
"This year, I'm switching to women."

Re: New Year, New You

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:27 am
by bounceswoosh
Like! But ew, stinky. Unless they've been taxidermied or something.

Re: New Year, New You

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:40 am
by MonsieurMoustache
Nice to see a new year themed Drabble. Compulsive headhunter? Is his resolution to give up headhunting or to switch to women's heads? I wasn't clear.