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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:21 pm
Eco-terrorists released a statement this morning claiming responsibility for an attack on a GMO research facility and destroying dozens of bio-toilets that were engineered with amoeba DNA so they will reproduce through cell division to reduce manufacturing costs. Their statement called the organisms "abominations of nature" that can lead to "increased rates of hemorrhoids".
Scientists at the facility say their research has been set back by at least 2 years, but are optimistic that in the long run their creations have the potential to save thousands of lives by bringing less expensive sanitation facilities to disadvantaged people around the world.
Had some inspiration on this one:
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:55 am
What is the sound of one hand crapping?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:01 pm
I hear the police have nothing to go on.