The Best Essential Oil

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Lhokei
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The Best Essential Oil

Post by Lhokei » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:36 am

The husband turned on the diffuser, watching the fine mist spray into the air. He sniffed the oil’s strong aroma and, with a sigh, lay down on the bed.
“What the heck did you put in the diffuser tonight?” the harridan scowled as she came into the room and lay down.
“It’s a new oil,” he explained.
“It stinks. I can even feel it on my skin!” she placed one of her ever present cigarettes in her mouth “This won’t help me sleep! Can’t you even choose an oil? What oil is this anyway?”
“Kerosene” he said, lighting her cigarette.

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Re: The Best Essential Oil

Post by Weird Beard » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:48 am

This story made me chuckle
I peek through the cracks from a world where Reality Fractured

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Re: The Best Essential Oil

Post by MementoHero » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:51 am

Loved it!
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Re: The Best Essential Oil

Post by ZimmermansWay » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:53 pm

Haha, good burn
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Re: The Best Essential Oil

Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:35 am

Burn baby burn.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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