You gonna let'em call you that?

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You gonna let'em call you that?

Post by revsleestaxx » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:33 pm

“That’ll be seven sixty seven buddy.” Said the clerk.
The guy behind me said. "Buddy? Last I heard a buddy was a bump on a dog's ass. Don’t let him call you that?"
He was right. No Mother Fucken human should be allowed to call anybody "buddy" that’s just too disrespectful to let slide. So I took my Slurpee and beef jerky out to my car and got my gun. I went back in and shot the bastard in the knee.
I told him, while he was crying like a little girl, that he better think about calling people names.
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Re: You gonna let'em call you that?

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:25 am

Ah the beauty of fiction, which let's us cut loose and do those things that we just can't get away with in real life.
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Re: You gonna let'em call you that?

Post by revsleestaxx » Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:50 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Ah the beauty of fiction, which let's us cut loose and do those things that we just can't get away with in real life.

Who says this was a fiction story?
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Re: You gonna let'em call you that?

Post by Phenopath » Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:44 pm

That was stupid <grins>
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Re: You gonna let'em call you that?

Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:48 am

Hee hee... my new nickname for Rev.

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Re: You gonna let'em call you that?

Post by strawman » Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:32 pm

If you find yourself passing through Buzzard's Breath, WY, it's probably a good idea not to talk to strangers.
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Re: You gonna let'em call you that?

Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:02 pm

Oh, but the Rev isn't a stranger, he's my buddy! :-)
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