The Prom Date

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The Prom Date

Post by Phenopath » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:59 pm

Ted opened the door greet his daughter's mysterious prom date. He was faced by a scrawny, acne-ridden specimen.

"Hullo, Mr Murphy. I am Gandalf the Magnificent, but you can call me Eugene," the date smirked.

"Good Lord, you're a nerd. But how...?"

"You are probably wondering why your daughter chose me as her escort tonight. Actually I rolled a +6 modifier on my wand of enchantment," Eugene leered. "Now Sandy cannot resist my charms."

Ted scowled as Sandy ran to the door and attached herself to her date. The nerd winked as he lead his victim to the bus stop.
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Re: The Prom Date

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:47 pm

Ok, now your just pandering to me for a good review. Admit it.
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Re: The Prom Date

Post by Mr. Tweedy » Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:20 am

Cruel, but funny.
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Re: The Prom Date

Post by Chivalrybean » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:31 am

I love how the only reasonable explanation is that the nerd is telling the truth {:0p

Or he's really a nice guy and he's just joking around.

I just killed my own punchline.

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Re: The Prom Date

Post by revsleestaxx » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:28 pm

If it was that easy i would have walked around with polyhedron in my pockets while in high school... wait i did!
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