Dog Heaven

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F5iver
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Dog Heaven

Post by F5iver » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:42 am

Dog Heaven

It’s true; all dogs go to Dog Heaven. They follow the scent of dead possum into fields of endless tennis balls and running boys. Rivers of biscuits are piled on unguarded banquet tables, the food ripened just past freshness. Tails are held high, greetings exchanged nose to butt. And the ones who met the unkind knife on earth find… The Room. Inside they find what was stolen from them, perched nose-level, firm and full, the musty stench of fertility and sex fill their nostrils. The severed balls rejoin their masters, and the dogs settle down for long-awaited and well-earned lickings.

Yea, I know... How many people have written stories called Dog Heaven. Probably 79.6. That's right, .6 of a person. You got a beef with that, genius?

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Re: Dog Heaven

Post by strawman » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:00 am

Note to Abbey: Revise ratio to 100.1:.9
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Re: Dog Heaven

Post by Phenopath » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:17 pm

I like it, imagine the joy of being reunited with your balls.
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Re: Dog Heaven

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:01 pm

Phenopath wrote:I like it, imagine the joy of being reunited with your balls.
Being 5 years into my second marriage, that's something I imagine every day, Pheno.
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