You had me at hello

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You had me at hello

Post by revsleestaxx » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:53 pm

She walked into the arcade with sausages attached to her.
Sundae was bulging from her hip pockets when she turned to shut the shop door.
Droe wors draped around her neck in a spiral orgy of meat, spices and animal fat.
On her shoulders, in her blond matted tresses were brats.
Dry salamies on her chest, "Those are not synthetic casings." He thought, the lactobacillus yeasts intertwining into the delicate fabric of her blouse making it look lacy and delicate. The grease of the peperoni making her mid-driff visible.
Ground pork extruded from her 5" pumps with every step.
"Hello"
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Re: You had me at hello

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:06 pm

I'm guessing you were hungry when you wrote this one? I particularly liked the observation that they weren't synthetic casings, but it would be a wee bit funnier if you linked that to the Dry salamies on her chest.

However, give me a nice can of meatwhiz over all that high falootin natural stuff she's wearing.

"Meatwhiz: Nothing beats a blast of aerosol beef, pork, or chicken from a can..."
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Re: You had me at hello

Post by revsleestaxx » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:09 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:

"Meatwhiz: Nothing beats a blast of aerosol beef, pork, or chicken from a can..."
there's the twitfic for the week!
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Re: You had me at hello

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:20 pm

If it were mine, I'd do it. Sadly it's from a fake radio ad, advertising the power of radio ads to catch your attention. It was a beautiful piece of self-parody.
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Re: You had me at hello

Post by Phenopath » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:05 pm

He he, revsleestaxx your drabbles make me smile.
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Re: You had me at hello

Post by Digitalsatyr » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:24 am

This is hilarious, and especially so since professionally I'm a butcher.

Well done.

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Re: You had me at hello

Post by Phenopath » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:04 pm

I have an (as yet incomplete) classification of drabbles. The types that I have idenfied thus far are:
- Cosmic drabble. Commonly seen on drabblecast. E.g. ROU's Yarn
- Pervy drabble. This is a good example, also 'On Diplodopa Beach'
- Biblical drabble. Also popular, 'Pride Cometh...' by Varis for a recent example.
- ???
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Re: You had me at hello

Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:38 am

Rev, you definitely are a strange man. Which around here doesn't mean much.

Fun story.
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Re: You had me at hello

Post by m_a_kelly » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:05 am

:lol: Hysterical. Nearly wet myself laughing. The image of stiletto meat grinders was too much!
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