Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed.

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Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed.

Post by revsleestaxx » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:25 pm

Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed.

Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed. Her red camisole with the lacy bust desired-lingerie.com reference 4855/4855X slid down over her hips.

She padded barefoot into the bathroom.

She dragged the brush though her hair and then cleaned the brush of some the loose hair. She dropped the angelic golden hair on the counter and called it fans.

She grabbed her toothbrush and brushed her teeth filling her mouth with paste foam. She spit and called it boyfriends.

She then sat on the commode to relieve herself of waste. What she flushed down she called lawyers, agents and internet porn freaks.
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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:57 pm

I don't get it.
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Post by revsleestaxx » Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:17 pm

OMG!! You don't get it? WHAT? How can you not get it! Pamela is an god creating the world everyday. and her ................... oh i get it you were joking.
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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:24 pm

No, I really didn't get it.

My interpretation was that Pam was having some sort of pity-party, anthropomorphizing the various nasty items as people she felt has misused her. (You know, like when you imagine the face of some hated person on a baseball to help you whack it?) I thought Pam was insulting the various people by mentally comparing them to bathroom items. "I hate you all so much!!"

You explanation makes much more sense.
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Re: Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed.

Post by Digitalsatyr » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:15 pm

I'd have to agree with Mr. Tweedy's assessment on this one. It felt like she has been out of the fame-loop for a while and spends her day's yearning for what she once had and blaming those who brought her down.

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Re: Pamela Anderson rolled out of bed.

Post by strawman » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:24 pm

Maybe up in Buzzard's Breath, Pamela is just coming into season. Sic transit Anna Nicole.
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